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Pumping Iron
Dec. 11th, 2005 11:17 pmIt says a lot about how I spend my days that my fondest desire is for a breast pump.
Okay, my fondest desire is also for a Kitchenaid stand mixer, since I think that's about the only way I'm ever going to find time to make bread again, but it's pretty much tied with the pump.
( Cut because I realize the general population has no need to be interested in breast pumps. They're really the sort of thing you either need or you don't, and if you don't, you don't have to take an interest in them. But trust me, if you stuck your nipples in a machine 5-6 times a day, you'd quickly take a keen interest in the machine you were using. )
Okay, my fondest desire is also for a Kitchenaid stand mixer, since I think that's about the only way I'm ever going to find time to make bread again, but it's pretty much tied with the pump.
( Cut because I realize the general population has no need to be interested in breast pumps. They're really the sort of thing you either need or you don't, and if you don't, you don't have to take an interest in them. But trust me, if you stuck your nipples in a machine 5-6 times a day, you'd quickly take a keen interest in the machine you were using. )
