I am not the least bit surprised

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Although for a little while I was afraid I was going to wind up as Fanny Price, which would be a horrible fate indeed.

I don't think she reads parenting books

It is a common piece of parenting advice that you can try to stave off some of the inevitible tantrums of toddlerhood by giving your toddler the illusion of power through limited choices. For instance, letting them choose their clothes for the day among three outfits that you have already picked out.

I have to report that this particular strategem doesn't work well when your toddler's choice is "D: none of the above. I would rather wear my pyjama tops as pants. See how I've cleverly inserted my legs through the neck?"

It's hard to argue with logic like that.