Woohoo!

Philadelphia is number five on Forbes' list of America's most miserable cities! I'm so proud. And not terribly surprised.*

I can tell you're jealous. After all, not everyone has a scientifically determined number to measure precisely how miserable they are (648, in case you were wondering).

*I'm not exactly falling over in shock over the fact that Detroit and Flint were numbers one and three on the list either.